Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You snooze, you lose, dude.

- but what was your name again? - Oh, my God.

- Why are you being such an asshole? - I gotta finish my breakfast.

Before we start, I'd just like to say, that the bowlers you're about to see suck dick. Never the less, please welcome them

- Okay. City? - God, you're really... Augusta.

Good One, BEth.

Coop, Coop, don't leave.

because I've always wanted you.

It’s always fun to get away from camp! Even if it’s for an hour!

He is like, cut, from marble. He's gorgeous.

- How was the waterfront this morning? - It was good.

Sorry, folks for the coitus interuptus, if you will.

You have a friend? I'm kidding

No doubt about it. And that's great.

SEpitembala 11, 2009

- What do you say? - I think we'll take a rain check, Beth.

Let’s say 8 so we get there by 8:30

So what…you’d…would you Put on a clean pair of pants?

and now the kids are about to go over devil's canyon rapids!

Um, you're gonna think this is so shallow,

But Andy is like cut from marble. He's gorgeous.

- Yeah, you're not really a slut type. - Yes, I am.

Gotta talk to this kid.

I think you know what I'm talking about.

In the back room.

- What are you doing? - I'm going back to camp.

Shh. It's happened.

Why else would she be talking to you?

so don't eat too many barbecued bovine muscles.

Beth's going into town. Let's go! Wait, wait!

- I know, I know. Gail, listen to me. - I'm a loser. What?

# Put his head to the wall and like a distant scream # - I'm up!

Like the new look. Tres chic.

You better write to me. I'm gonna miss you so much!

- It would be just... - I said no!

# Nothing to fear it's only desire #

- Hey, Neil, what's up? - Victor abandoned the raft trip,

# Been feeling kinda restless #

Secret handshake?

You know, it's weird, Coop.

One last, successful B.K.F.S.T...

Katie! Are you in here?

# Got a feeling tonight #

- I'm gonna find you a woman today. - Honestly, don't worry about it.

Oh, she wants to fuck me. So help me God.

# Making believe that you just don't feel the same #

I'm up for tenure this fall.

Coop, seriously... Fuck off.

Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before.

- And it's heading right for the camp. - Oh, my God!

I've got my drones working hard on a breakfast time rock... Hey.

- No way! - No way?

It's not gonna work for you. Okay, how about this as a compromise?

today is the big culminating, climactic softball game...

You're a loser. You are a loser!

- I swear to God! - What? Wha...

- Looks like she's playing the flute. - Oh, wow. kinky.

some crayons...

I gotta go and call my bud and see how his grades are.

for breakfast we had to eat scrambled pterodactyl eggs...

- You really like astrophysics? - I love it! It's my biggest hobby. I love it.

prancing around on stage making my life a living hell!

I just want it to be special. Fuck you, dyke!

Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic.

You snooze you lose dude

I'm ready to give our marriage another shot. What do you say?

So listen, they just aren't into it. It's kind of trite.

# It comes to you as no surprise #

And I love it that sometimes for no reason, you're late for shul.

"You have a friend?" "I'm kidding"

- Then I want her. - You're being ridiculous.

You guys aren't supposed to be out of your bunks.

No. Well, yes, but that's not the point.

# He heard one guitar #

Oh, Henry, I'm so happy.

I'd like to introduce us to the emcee for the evening.

Alias, The Beekeeper.

No, as mousse for your hair. Right! Right!

- What about Katie? - Who?

jindalee isn't fixaleak or wendyabompalee or justinflickeree or azoorey or naughtyalee or nicealee or crowaree or ravendissarray or ravenndrakumaroisortaray or aquaventerture or postalee or swangaraeleme

I need an apartment for two people.