Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What are you doing here?

Yes, folks, it's true. I said, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.

This is for you.

When I was at camp, my favorite activity was always arts and crafts.

I've grown up a lot since before dinner when we last talked.

Let's go, girls! You look hot.

So it is and it isn’t

You see? this is us,

# Of love # Wait for me, Abby Bernstein. Wait for me, my darling.

It's no big deal. they were totally cool.

- Steven Schenk... - Beth!

# I'm like a working-class dog and I just get by #

Coop, goat shit.

Is there a U.F.O. in the sky?

- Did you say dick cream? - No.

I said stick team.

This is crazy. This is crazy.

- Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure.

Let's give a Firewood welcome to Mr. Alan Shemper!

- Is that how everybody feels? - Yeah.

And one, and one. Step aside. Step aside.

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# And everything will bring a chain #

- Shh. Just breathe. Shh. - It's so sad.

It was in 1908 that the first American summer camps were founded in the Catskills.

so the early bus to Boston can pick them up at 7:30 a.m.

# To love thee more dearly #

My name is Keith Stack.

Your craft is a muscle! You need to exercise it!

- Oh, fuck my cock! - What does it say?

Dude, that's kind of sad.

# It's gonna be all right #

I've got them making miniature black holes with paper clips and soot.

No, I will not fuck off

But the brothers don't even need to raise their voice.

I HOPE IT's not jumbo shrimp... BECAUSE I'm ALLERGIC TO OXYMORONS

Yes, folks, it's true. I said, I'm gonna go hump the fridge.

and lie to your friends about a summer romance that didn't even happen.

Looks like everything worked out for you two.

# Show me the fever #

Coop, the camp goat took a shit in the infirmary.

Wow! You're a professor. What do you teach?

I mean, yes, actually. Yes, it is. It was.

Wait for me Abby Bernstein .. wait for me my darling

Okay, Henry it is.

Debbie Epstein has, like, playboy titties!

Andy? Are you gonna clean that up?

Don't tell me. Don't even tell me you have crabs.

- You french great. - Andy!

- Where is he? - He's calling from inside the camp.

we give it our best shot, and we try to come from behind at the last minute...

that there is no Broadway ditty...

We have put together an unlikely...

Haven't you been listening to what we've been saying? We're trying to get our friend laid.

- Rachel Schwartz. - No.

It sounds like well-worn territory.

Come on, what?!

Douche bags are hygienic products. I take that as a compliment.

Fuck no, dude. She's hot! In fact, fuck off.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Where to start? Well, the obvious one.

It's sort of hackneyed. Tried and done before.

# Even though we ain't got money #