Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-I'm so happy. -Thank you. I'm really excited!
I wouldn't put it exactly in that--
And I said, "Your chocolate is in my peanut butter."
Dean's a team player. He's not gonna cave in like that.
Yes, that's all right. That's okay.
What?
...because it means I am helping to run the country. The end."
Hi, Daddy!
I am so embarrassed.
What are you talking about?
We have to talk to the President.
...but I'll love you forever.
Who are you talking to?
Don't do this to me.
You mean, your what-do-you-call-it?
Well...
Carl's on the other line. We have a few questions we'd like to ask you.
What's the matter?
From now on, we're watching you like a hawk.
-It's gonna be different now. -... in this office.
Code yellow, central corridor.
He's way weirder than the corn-dog guy.
There isn't some deep feeling...
Got the cookies?
Were you followed?
Let's go.
I'll be the only person who's willing...
Don't you think it's more important what's going on here?
But the only problem is that...
What in the bejesus is that?
Benji, stop it. Get off!
Thanks.
We printed it, they denied it, and our other source backed out!
President Nixon is said to be in seclusion with advisers.
And don't ever come back here again!
Maybe they just didn't like my wife's taste in decorating.
Is there stuff about my father in there?
I think we know what we're doing.
You did not!
It goes like this:
Good for him.
Sorry.
I can't. I can't.
...is we bomb them or we don't, isn't it?
That guy has T.P. stuck to his shoe.
There is an underground parking garage...
What'd I do to him? Nothing.
We gave them to Mom and Dad to taste.
We'll be famous.
Deep Throat.
What are they?
The whole story is way too convenient.
I think people would like you better if you stopped the war.
... the White House accepted the resignations...
It's Carl Bernstein from The Post.
Let's go, Checkers. Come on.
Ow! That really hurt me.
Hello, Arlene.
You are a meanie!
I know where it could be gotten.
Well, all right. Grooving right along.
Damn right it's hitting the fan.
Now, Bob.
Oh, Myrna, you are something.
Let me know what you think.
I'll be a monkey's uncle...
That one lives in the Watergate.
Wait a minute.
I have an idea.
They actually saw documents being shredded?
...Dick meant a lot to me too.
-What'd you hear? -You kick Checkers!
Guess what happened to us today!
You scared us to death! What's the matter?
I thought we already got The Post.
Because he cares about people, but also about nature and ecology.
Is there something I can do for you...
French fries! French fries!
Don't squeeze the Charmin.
It's a plot created by my enemies to disgrace me!
...l must put the interest of America first.
...we drew all over it, and I dropped my grilled cheese sandwich on it...
Quick, tell me what your name is!
We went left because you couldn't go right.
According to the President.
She's still out like a light.
You have to remember it took Charles de Gaulle...
Stuff.
Hello, dear.
The guy who's, like, kind of fleshy...