Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm looking for the guy who lives over here.

Listen, let me ask you a question.

What's the worst that could happen to a nose?

You said you were gonna be there from 9 to 1.

Usually I'm pacing all over the room. I write down things to say.

And old people get to a certain age...

We all saw his act last year at the playhouse.

Hey, Allison, you're back from PTO! Oh, I'm back, baby!

I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?

Oh, what? You don't like that suggestion either?

Hey. I'm running the meeting.

I tell you how much I make.

We're just trying to come up with the best possible lie.

Like I don't know that.

Too bad you’re paying Ayton $34 mil

And I wasn't even that nervous.

The ayes have it. The motion passes.

Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop?

Jack's right. He stinks.

You don't seem too bothered by it.

You don't understand how I work. I have a certain way of working.

Are you out of your mind?

I think you could have been a little more tactful.

I'm not allowed to have coffee?

The guy says he's gonna be home. I show up, and all I do is wait.

I'll take hot water with lemon if you have it.

If 50 years ago someone had fixed me up with Katharine Hepburn.

Thanks very much for yesterday, by the way.

Why would you think I was having an affair with George?

- This is my boyfriend? - That's your boyfriend.

- He's funny. - You don't have to tell me.

The judge! I hate this guy.

- marks without Positraction...

I'll get you! I'll get you, Kramer!

...and one undecided.

Yeah, there are some sickos out there.

And now they want me to accommodate them.

Hey, what are you watching?

...you see, the thing is...

- Hello? - Hello, Mr. Kramer?

- Your father doesn't need a car. - Yes, I do.

Too bad you're engaged.

- Oh, hi, Evelyn. - Hello, Jerry.

What if I got a cup of coffee with her?

Seems to me that the phone company would know that.

I had no idea you had this kind of money

- How was it? - One of the best jobs I ever had.

Hey, you’re back! Oh, I’m back, baby!

Hundred. Hold on a second.

...there's three votes for impeachment...

...to save a couple bucks. I'll tell you that.

...than stand outside all morning waiting for you to show up?

- Dinner? Well, what time is it? - It's 4:30.