Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think you could have been a little more tactful.

- He's funny. - You don't have to tell me.

Hey, you’re back! Oh, I’m back, baby!

You don't seem too bothered by it.

I had no idea you had this kind of money

Are you out of your mind?

- Hello? - Hello, Mr. Kramer?

Usually I'm pacing all over the room. I write down things to say.

Too bad you’re paying Ayton $34 mil

- This is my boyfriend? - That's your boyfriend.

The judge! I hate this guy.

- Dinner? Well, what time is it? - It's 4:30.

Listen, let me ask you a question.

Thanks very much for yesterday, by the way.

Oh, what? You don't like that suggestion either?

...you see, the thing is...

Hey. I'm running the meeting.

I'm looking for the guy who lives over here.

Hey, Allison, you're back from PTO! Oh, I'm back, baby!

If 50 years ago someone had fixed me up with Katharine Hepburn.

...there's three votes for impeachment...

- Your father doesn't need a car. - Yes, I do.

...and one undecided.

Seems to me that the phone company would know that.

What if I got a cup of coffee with her?

I tell you how much I make.

- marks without Positraction...

We're just trying to come up with the best possible lie.

Jack's right. He stinks.

...to save a couple bucks. I'll tell you that.

And old people get to a certain age...

We all saw his act last year at the playhouse.

Why would you think I was having an affair with George?

- Oh, hi, Evelyn. - Hello, Jerry.

The ayes have it. The motion passes.

And I wasn't even that nervous.

Like I don't know that.

Hundred. Hold on a second.

Too bad you're engaged.

I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?

...than stand outside all morning waiting for you to show up?

- How was it? - One of the best jobs I ever had.

The guy says he's gonna be home. I show up, and all I do is wait.

I'm not allowed to have coffee?

You said you were gonna be there from 9 to 1.

Remember what we were talking about at the coffee shop?

I'll get you! I'll get you, Kramer!

You don't understand how I work. I have a certain way of working.

And now they want me to accommodate them.

I'll take hot water with lemon if you have it.

Yeah, there are some sickos out there.

Hey, what are you watching?

What's the worst that could happen to a nose?