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(horn honking)
on their breasts and they will not get angry.
for the world's richest man?
We spoke to a few of them earlier.
What you gonna see?
(mouthing rhythm)
Is that "beat boxing?"
This is not my real speaking voice.
Sir, now that you've got your check,
which looks a lot like my big fat ass.
Back to you.
and I'm black.
and we have nobody to thank,
Look at you, Chuck, you look sick, man.
Oh!
Uh, tonight I wanted to tackle something kind of serious.
This job sucks, kiss the rings, bitch.
Incredible, I'm receiving word that Colin Powell
on an already amazing day, Chuck.
I mean, you know, I can't explain it.
Turn on your TV. Ow.
Do the hustle.
(farting)
Hi, can I talk to you for one second?
Jeannie. Jeannie?
It's incredible, Chuck,
You know, I'm glad y'all came.
I'm a chronic masturbator.
"hey, that nigga's homeless".
I gotta go to the Chappelle show.
(cheering and applause)
And I thought we was just gonna be talking,
Ladies, may we get a word?
Our Stephanie Gold is standing by with him now.
back to you in the studio now.
scoping out the ladies...
If you're just joining us,
I'm trying to get paid for the work of my forefathers.