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All I'm saying is next time you're there,
- Larry: Yeah? - Okay, yes.
Yeah, well, look, he's gonna make you look great.
No fucking way.
'cause I buy my shit from Jamaica.
- Beautiful place to wake up. - Uh-huh.
You took it again! You took it again!
just say, "I've had enough."
That's-- hey!
I don't think that is necessary, really, Larry.
Well, I just got off the phone with Jane Kleinberg
You know, maybe you should make it less about you.
Maybe you could paint me with hair.
is a circle of trust.
Okay, well, then, you know what?
- Okay. - Okay.
What do you think?
And let's say I'm driving around a different neighborhood
I didn't-- wasn't even talking about you.
It's a reserved sign. You can't just throw it on the floor.
Fear not death. We are all destined to die.
I gave him a very friendly hello.
- That's it! - Susie: All right, you're a fucking liar, Jeff.
100%.
Just whimper. Can you whimper?
he has an experience with a prostitute,
Sorry.
He's talking about it. It takes time to decide.
Well, I see that it is time to go.
Larry: Salman Rushdie told me to live my life.
and he said you were here 10 minutes before me.
and I sit down on the toilet,
- You picked out both of them? - I picked them out, yeah.
we share the same therapist--
What was going through your head when you picked out this chair?
This is a memorial service, not a Knick game.
Hey, you're welcome.
- Thank you. - Well, you'll be making the same mistake all over again.
That's my friend, you idiot!
I'm not at liberty to say.
we make a little deal?
- Huh. - I think if I go chair shopping,
I'd like to-- I'd like to meet her.
You honestly feel you look like that?
and I see a house that's for sale,
- Negotiable on the price or what? - They're firm with the price.
You know, I've got these pants, okay,
I have a little bit of an issue.