"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It

Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

You haven't even touched your tuna casserole

You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate

Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam

How come you're always such a fussy young man?

Don't you make me repeat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate