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A day, tops. By tomorrow, we'll be pulling in enough long green to choke a horse.
Did you lose this picture of President Grant?
The old Molly runs with class.
Yeah. Well, yeah. Here's the other one.
Why, Tommy-Lee?
Like heroin for horses. They use it for surgery.
[grunts]
Hearing and believing are two different things.
Thinking about insurance...
I'd like to buy you a drink.
It's the stable, KITT! Let's go!
You'd do anything to avoid helping me pack, wouldn't you?
and about partners.
[neighing]
King Jack.
Twenty-three, red winner. Well, what do you know?
to a wealthy horse dealer. All right, buddy, we got to beat them there.
[KITT humming]
I recall thinking, ''what next, a plow?''
All right. We'll take them one at a time.
Wait, there's some glass over to your right.
Hello, sweetheart.
Okay, new bets.
Another day? You've just taken.... I see. Your friend, Maxine.
You're alive.
Whoever drove that trailer out must have knocked the lantern over.
The odds on that silly game are 35-to-1.
KITT?
All right, I admit, I don't have that much to go on, except for one thing.
[grunts]
Speaking of which...
is now the hottest comer on the thoroughbred circuit.
It was like you and that horse had one heart and one mind.
KITT, spray some CO2 on this. (KITT) Right away, Michael.
[snorting]
ls that a fact? Yes, every day.
All right, you can quit packing and the police are right behind me.
KITT's Auto Currency Dispenser is $40 short.
[people cheering]
I want you to check him out. High roller? Are you kidding?
and spare me your superstitious prattle. Hey, watch your language.