Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks,

the earthquake registered an 8.5 on the Richter scale.

Winnifred Makepiece, for the story. Winnifred?

"Kill all birds."

and I feel fine.

and then cheat on them with you.

"followed by even more diarrhea,

Hey, how's it going?

We go live now to St. Joseph's Medical Center for an update.

Babe, look at me.

- Things are forever. - That's beautiful.

- but-- - No, Tom, I love it.

I just want to say thank you for all your hard work this week.

I hope so, because the only way that this gala is going to happen

Hey, Joan, settle a bet for me.

by the Department of Emergency Preparedness.

And more importantly, so will all of our more ample citizens.

I cook myself a large flank steak, pan-fried in salted butter.

just doesn't have what it takes to be a cop.

What are we gonna do? The only thing we can do.

Oh, no. If she ever found out that we took her off camera,

I could fill up a bathtub and just drown 'em one at a time.

but I am having so much fun pretending it's real.

The town is in danger of collapsing into thunderdome-style post-apocalyptic mayhem

but there are no chairs, which is bad.

I'll kill him...

- You are a genius. Let's go. - Okay.

It's been a very rewarding day.

A tornado quake!

Good, because the best day for a drill is when it's inconvenient for everyone.

but I don't have time for food puns right now.