Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yeah, well, so am I, so you can hear me!

Please deposit your phones into this box.

I'm head of the Indiana Department of Emergency Preparedness.

but, um, it just so happens, today is a little inconvenient.

to eradicate all the infected birds in town.

Okay, casualty update-- only four dead,

Great. What is the criminal code for arson?

trees, ants, air.

Okay, who was supposed to deal with Transit?

and I cut its feet off and made it into a lucky charm.

I found one roll, got a lead on a second!

I am here to tell you about a black-tie gala fund-raiser for Pawnee Commons

Thank you so much, everyone.

Okay, we don't know how long Leslie's going to be gone,

We don't know where Jerry is.

This is the best wedding present ever.

So you rode a bus with a contagious man,

- A simple "yes" or "no." - Well, everyone calls me Andy,

Without further ado, the best band in Pawnee--

We have work to do. Status report.

Also, I told the firemen they should use the lot as triage

And... it is a wrap.

That's your buddy Andy Dwyer over there, isn't it?

This was bad-- Fort Wayne bad.

and go to sleep.

Have a good evening and be safe out there.

On last year's report, they stated,

to shut down bus service.

Now, if everyone just follows my instructions,

in one word, it would be:

- All phones. - Let me tell him something important.