Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Ron Swanson,

Just give me a hint as to which way you guys are leaning.

- How do you handle the situation? - Ooh.

"You're alive? What the hell?

Is she gonna be okay?

Doesn’t matter ... prepare for the diarrhea.

but we can't, because the deadline is tomorrow.

I don't have anyone I care about.

so we're all making sacrifices, Ms. Knope.

Well, we only have three more months.

Let's just do it, then.

Ron who? Ron Swanson? On television?

Just to make sure the machine is working,

You are going to pass this test, and you are going to become a cop.

You know how I remember that? I picture 533 salt shakers and batteries

If I had my gun, you wouldn't try to hit me, though, is the thing.

The show must go on. In five, four, three...

I found one chair, got a lead on a second.

Can you us an idea how long this is gonna take?

first in my class from Harvard Medical School,

All right, officers, bolt the doors.

And now, I'm going to open one of these ten envelopes at random

Keep me posted...

When I was a kid, I always wanted to hold a cop's gun.

He got 100% on his written test--

Thanks, Jessica. I'm here at the Pawnee Weather Center

You find out that it's your father.

"But he's got a great personality."

Willow Tremaine, with breaking news.

My name is Leonard Tchulm.

hoping it would kill Leslie's park project.

You can stop the ass-kissing, Haverford.

very, very thorough

Maybe I'll find my way back here in a month for a re-do.

Pawnee has been hit by a devastating earthquake.

I think we're done here.

Hello. I'm Joan Callamezzo.

It will be enjoyable.