The 42-Year-Old Virgin - American Dad! [S03E06]

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The 42-Year-Old Virgin - American Dad! [S03E06]
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Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.

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18 Nov 2007
The 42-Year-Old Virgin
Pam Cooke
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#1
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 22.874
- Freeze, dirtbag. - Dad.
- Freeze, dirtbag. - Dad.
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#2
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 21.119
Toasted bread and melted cheese, Quiznos.
Toasted bread and melted cheese, Quiznos.
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#3
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 19.338
Polar bears shouldn't give this to their babies.
Polar bears shouldn't give this to their babies.
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#4
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 18.894
What's with these cards, Bad Larry? You're screwing me with these cards.
What's with these cards, Bad Larry? You're screwing me with these cards.
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#5
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 18.810
No. Look, I'm a sex offender. I love offensive sex.
No. Look, I'm a sex offender. I love offensive sex.
Stan has replaced Rutger Hauer on my wall and in my heart.Stan has replaced Rutger Hauer on my wall and in my heart.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 17.943
Stan has replaced Rutger Hauer on my wall and in my heart.
Stan has replaced Rutger Hauer on my wall and in my heart.
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#7
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 17.439
You guys are pathetic. You're idolizing a murderer.
You guys are pathetic. You're idolizing a murderer.
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#8
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.525
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.462
You don't got a willy, you don't get the silly.
You don't got a willy, you don't get the silly.
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#10
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.311
Hey, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.
Hey, don't worry. Your secret is safe with me.
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#11
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.144
Oh, wait, Applebee's has a bar. It's like Applebee's.
Oh, wait, Applebee's has a bar. It's like Applebee's.
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#12
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.091
Freeze. Put your hands in the air.
Freeze. Put your hands in the air.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 15.058
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
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#14
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 14.325
Perry-Ellis-wallet owner. Out of my way.
Perry-Ellis-wallet owner. Out of my way.
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 14.175
Or you can shut up!
Or you can shut up!
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#16
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 13.948
...or I'm kicking your ass!
...or I'm kicking your ass!
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 13.867
...that I'm a registered sex offender.
...that I'm a registered sex offender.
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 13.322
CHARLIE BROWN IN A NUTSHELL
CHARLIE BROWN IN A NUTSHELL
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 13.109
And another one gone And another one gone
And another one gone And another one gone
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 13.025
Hey, killer. How was the kill?
Hey, killer. How was the kill?
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.905
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...corpse.
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#22
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.472
Chicken strips on a TV tray in five minutes...
Chicken strips on a TV tray in five minutes...
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#23
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.140
Wow, that bums me out.
Wow, that bums me out.
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Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.090
I got you a part in a snuff film. You'll be killing Stacy Keach.
I got you a part in a snuff film. You'll be killing Stacy Keach.
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#25
Released 2007-11-18, Rated TV-14
Score 12.055
- Bad Larry. - Hey, hey, no tears, you.
- Bad Larry. - Hey, hey, no tears, you.