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Hi. Can we make this quick?
You took money from me!
It's such an important day.
and that's when they figure out the cat's eating your face.
Last year, it was just me and the lunch ladies.
- Throw him! - Wait, no!
Stop it! Stop yelling!
then you don't deserve the name Mrs. Plast-a-Ware!
It'll be fun!
- I can't do that. - Sure you can!
That's a start.
Come on, we're trying to have fun!
Don't throw it!
Henrietta, we gals sure miss you around the office.
One day, the neighbors notice a funny smell,
...from Southwick Elementary.
Greg and I have learned that the secret to a happy marriage
Hey, you guys cut school today, too?
I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
You said you had control!
Oh, he was evil.
You think you can just waltz in here,
Herschel For Werewolves I Mean Senate Not Responsible For Broken Condoms
Молодец, что делаешь лишнюю работу Лишняя работа
You spend more time in that stupid truck than you do with me!
It's just one day, nobody's gonna miss us.
Stupid dick you
who invented a burping bowl and became filthy stinking rich.
That wasn't us at our best, but tonight's gonna be a great night.
Champagne Chariot, not responsible for broken condoms.
Oh, don't tell me Bill's in trouble.
Is that all you got, you pussy?
Oh, ow.
but that dummy was filled with people blood.
And I don't need an anniversary gift. My present is you.