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Thank you.
Is that my phone in your pocket?
- Good to see you, sweetie. - Yeah.
"Why are you texting like an old lady?"...
I just said that I did because I thought...
Must have been so humiliating.
"Are you trying to tell me something?"...
Watch her buy me beer?
As you should.
and I'm pretty sure she's feeling it too?
So very tired. Please sit.
All right.
It's from Stephanie.
Hello.
How could I ever trust you again?
No. That was just trash talk.
Oh, will. Hi, honey.
I'm gonna tell you how it makes you feel.
You must have a million questions.
and I'm out there...
Reprehensible.
but I decided to take your suggestion...
I am done with this.
I'm still wearing the goiter, aren't I?
Oh, it's my 16th nomination. Uh, waiter?
But we can try.
And how does that make you feel?
Oh, look who's back from Hollywood.
'Cause that's how I imagine it.
Boy, this thing is awful.
Om- you know what-g.
want to come and meet with me here.
Oh, I'm just starting to wonder...
Oh, awesome, thanks.