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[ SIGHS ] OKAY, THAT'S IT. I CAN'T REMEMBER.
UH-OH. GOODBYE, T.J.
[ TELEPHONE RINGS, ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS ]
I'D BE AFRAID THAT JACKSON WOULD GET JEALOUS.
SO, THEREFORE, IT MAKES IT SAFE TO COME
UM...ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T A BAD TIME?
LOOK, SOOKIE'S GOT MAJOR FOOD CRAVINGS,
WHO'LL BE THERE IN ONE HOUR -- DAD?
SINCE I'VE HAD AN EVENING QUITE AS ENJOYABLE AS THIS ONE.
HE'S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A PREGNANT WOMAN.
THIS "DRINKS HERE, DINNER THERE" IS DUMB.
ON THE BIG SCREEN.
UM, OKAY. THEN...THAT ONE.
I'LL PUT IT ON THE LIST, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
DAMN IT. HE'S GOING TO BEAT UP MY CAR.
WHAT RELIGION IS ANTI-LEFTOVERS?
SOOKIE, I'M HOME.
JACKSON, I FIGURED IT OUT!
'CAUSE THE PIPES GOT TRASHED
AND SHE WANTS TO SELL HER PINE-NEEDLE SACHETS
I KNOW.
[ CELL PHONE RINGS ]
IT'S THE "EITHER YOUR SIGNATURE OR YOUR BRAINS
WELL, ALL I KNOW IS I "HELLOED" HIM TODAY,
THE PHONE'S FAR. MAKE IT SHORT AND SWEET.
OH, I MEAN, I'M SO FRIGGIN' IMPOSSIBLE.
I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.
IT WAS A REAL TURNING POINT IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
MILK CHOCOLATE AND... BELL PEPPERS!
I'M SORRY. WHO SAYS THAT?
SEE, THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS JOB.
SO, HOW ARE YOU?
WHY I DIDN'T TELL LUKE.
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *
THE TWO OF THEM.
HE DIDN'T CALL YOU? NO.
BUT I GOT SOME REPLACEMENT PIPE.
OH, OKAY. GOOD.
THERE HAVE BEEN TIMES WHEN, YES, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
YOU FEED THEM, TOO?
THEY ALL ACTED LIKE THAT.
SO, I JUST BARTENDED THIS CRAZY BRUNCH
AND A CRULLER TO CUT THE BITTERNESS
SO, YOU DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING TO BE HERE,
WHAT? OH, MY GOD.
IF THEY STEAL ROBES, WE JUST CHARGE THEIR CREDIT CARD.
* IF YOU NEED
EXTRA-SPICY TURKEY SAUSAGE --
OH, YES, I'M VERY DANGEROUS. ASK MY MAIDS.
RORY THOUGHT THAT SINCE DAD'S MOVED OUT TO THE POOL HOUSE,
TONS OF PEOPLE HAVE BROKEN UP SINCE THEN.
THE POOR WOMAN IS JUST LYING THERE.
AND THAT'S WHY YOU THINK HE'S MOVED ON?
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE IT EASY, SWEETIE, AND GO CHECK ON DAVEY?
HOW DO YOU LET THEM KNOW THAT YOU'RE AVAILABLE?
YOUR BAZOOKA IS PASSING THROUGH MY NOSE.
THAT WOULD BE LOVELY, SIMON.
BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE.
JEALOUSY IS BAD.
BUT IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING, YOU KNOW?
OH, I REMEMBER. SHE TALKED ABOUT IT FOR WEEKS.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO ACCEPT.
OH, KID. YOU ARE SO FAR OFF HERE.
AND THE FACTS ARE HE'S MOVED ON,
DON'T SAY ANYTHING HILARIOUS WHILE I'M GONE.
MAYBE YOU WERE AFRAID THAT HE'D GET JEALOUS.
THEN WHEN SHE THREW THAT "WHAT DID LUKE SAY" THING AT ME.
NO, A WEASEL. OF COURSE WITH A MAN.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] IT'S UNLOCKED.
AND THEN DO THE WAVING AROUND?
WHAT? SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER?
GRANTED, HE MADE IT ON A CEDAR PLANK,
PARIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT NOT EATING
I HAVE NO SANCTUARY.
YOU'RE NOT SINGLE.
WHY, ARE YOU PLANNING ON CUTTING SOME PIPE
I GOT TO GO. KISS.
[ BEEPS ]
ABSOLUTELY NOT. OKAY, GOT ANY PEANUTS?
I DON'T HATE YOU. I CAN'T HATE THE PATHETIC. GOOD.
WELL, IF YOU FEEL IT IS BEST TO END THE FRIDAY NIGHT DINNERS,
ACTUALLY, SHE'S PETITE, BUT SHE'S STRONG.
OKAY, COULD YOU PUT THE GIANT SCISSORS DOWN
AND GRAPEFRUIT JUICE. UGH.
AND WHEN I GOT THERE, THE WIFE WAS CALLING THE COPS,
THAT THUMB TASTING PRETTY GOOD THERE?
THAT'S JUST A FORMALITY.