HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
The distance between our houses is 2,443 miles.
I mean, he was great with the kids.
We counted to three! Yes.
No, you didn't.
Can I go with my dad instead? Negative.
It might.
You two are gonna take to the north hiking trail.
Oh, yes, he's gonna come up and bite you because your leg looks so desirable with those-
but someday you're gonna realize I- I did what had to be done.
My name is Hank.
I don't think it needs balancing out. Really?
Pull it!
When we get back, I'm gonna see if she can track a pencil with her eyes.
Right.
What the hell's wrong with this horse?
Just like the horny cowboy said we would.
That is, if the hypothermia didn't already get him.
Who puts a birdhouse next to a porch?
and there hasn't been a day when I wasn't a loyal husband to your daughter ...
Right now he is facing treacherous terrain, sudden drops,
- Hey, Dylan. - Hey. Ms. Dunphy.
The hunting, the- the sports, The Three Stooges.
Oh, there's nothin' wrong with Buttercup. You just gotta let her know who's boss.