Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What if Kim and I don't end up together?
January 10, 1975
Your sarcasm is wasted on me, you giant pregnant beast.
especially when I do some of my different voices and...
You are entering a Joe Piscopo look-alike contest?
Then she'll laugh and forget why she was mad at you.
What are you looking at, Dr. Beardface?
Dr. Dorian, look, this is a bit awkward,
I can't believe this is happening to me.
Either way, it forces you to face your problems head-on.
It's not like I can change what's already happened.
Oh, damn it.
remain 30 feet away from a certain telemarketer
whose middle name you know.
January 6, 1975
It means that I was just working out,
I mean, seriously. Having a baby, having a baby, having a second baby.
"No, you don't," you say, "I mean White Chicks, the movie.
Look, you pretty obviously have short-circuited
January 14, 1975
Other activities recently crossed off of that list
to steal my pillow in the middle of the night
- Get help, sir. - Never mind.
Space-wasters, why haven't any of you
You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't you?
All right, that's enough!
Think I'm kidding?
As I acted like a flag, I sensed that the janitor
You know what else is pretty classic? When the coffee guy asks for money,
No scuffing. No scuffing!
No, I do. I find it gets the ladies going,
Sure.
There's no flag up there.
Coincidentally, I have a cousin named Shedaisy.