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- Keep the change. - Thank you.
Don't walk away
Well, I was wondering if you could throw me some more hours.
Over, baby
I'll see you maniacs in a little while.
Are- Are they all on sale, or just the regular ones?
Yeah. It's gonna be epic.
- Garfield. - Yeah?
This is backstage?
It's over! That's one for the ages.
and an "S" and "S" British special operative...
Bottle of insulin, 100 bucks. You got four boxes of Sustanon.
You should call her.
- Thank you. - Put yourself through hell, man. Great. Good work. Way to go.
- All right. Let's do this. Have a good time. - All right.
Hey, Adam!
No contact with the customers. I gotta go.
Randy "The Ram" Robinson-
A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again.
Don't you have a daughter? Where's your daughter?
- I don't know if he's gonna- You know. - Come on. For this?
- I'll be okay. - Okay.
- Shit. - What's the matter?
- Man, uh, not so bad going in. - Yeah.
- Ram! - Come on! Ram! Wake up!
It didn't feel like a mistake to me.
Tryin' to dance his way free
So, what are you doing in our town of Rahway?
No, it's okay.
- Wh-What's it about? - It's a war game. Most all the other Call of Duties-
You know, in this life you can lose everything that you love...
And that's why-
Tell me friend, can you ask for anything more
That's hot.
- I'm gonna rip his arm off! - You want me to stop it?
- You are an asshole! You're a fucking asshole! - Calm down. Calm down.
This is in there pretty good, Ram.
You're so dead! You're so dead!
Man.
What are you gonna do?
- Whoo, man. Wow. - This must have been a ballroom or something.
'Cause I don't want to be alone.
- Listen. I want to do it. - You want to do what?
Ah, man, I just overheated and blacked out. That's all.
- Give me two big breasts. - Two big breasts, coming up.
Two words: Re... match.
- Hmm? - Go ahead. Once more.
Twentieth anniversary of you and Ayatollah at the Garden.
Then you've seen me
Uh, it didn't go very well.
Does that make a difference what she-
- One, two, Ram! - There we go.
She takes me away to that special place
You got it?
Oh, come on. I want to watch your face when you read it.
Listen. I had a heart attack...
You should go on Saturday. That's when they get all the best shit.
No, I'm okay.
- What the fuck? That's my fucking sister. - What you say?
great neighborhood, and... cheaper.
Now, I'm telling you, it was one of the historic matches in history.
You know, with a little luck, this could be my ticket back on top.
You just look so damn familiar.
But don't forget. Two months. Rahway. Legend signing.
"Ram, Ayatollah II."
Round and round
Bang your head
what this can do to motivate Randy "The Ram" Robinson.
Robin Ramzinski, come to the pharmacy.
Here. A pound of German potato salad, please.
pulling them out, they're gonna leave a couple little holes, a little bit of blood loss there.
I don't believe it. Everybody needs a father...
Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!
...of the Middle East, the Ayatollah!
Hey. Hey, you.
which you never even made one.
Bye.
I'll wait till later when it's quiet.
Uh, listen. Should I call you, uh, Pam or Cassidy or what?
- I'm gonna handle this, okay? I can handle this. - Obviously not.
Ooh.
'Cause where the fuck were you when I needed you to take care of me?
- That's for Ram! - Ram!
You should be with your family now.
Hmm. What was that all about?
The Ram right where we have seen him so many times before...
Randy "The Ram" Robinson!