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No, I'm okay.
Hey, Adam!
A lot of people told me that I'd never wrestle again.
What are you gonna do?
"Ram, Ayatollah II."
- I'm gonna handle this, okay? I can handle this. - Obviously not.
- Listen. I want to do it. - You want to do what?
You should be with your family now.
I'll see you maniacs in a little while.
- Hmm? - Go ahead. Once more.
Tryin' to dance his way free
You just look so damn familiar.
and an "S" and "S" British special operative...
Yeah. It's gonna be epic.
That's hot.
- Whoo, man. Wow. - This must have been a ballroom or something.
great neighborhood, and... cheaper.
- Thank you. - Put yourself through hell, man. Great. Good work. Way to go.
Hey. Hey, you.
Hmm. What was that all about?
- Wh-What's it about? - It's a war game. Most all the other Call of Duties-
Ram Jam! Ram Jam! Ram Jam!
Uh, it didn't go very well.
So, what are you doing in our town of Rahway?
No, it's okay.
Bye.
- Man, uh, not so bad going in. - Yeah.
Bang your head
Round and round
It's over! That's one for the ages.
- You are an asshole! You're a fucking asshole! - Calm down. Calm down.
Bottle of insulin, 100 bucks. You got four boxes of Sustanon.
Robin Ramzinski, come to the pharmacy.
You should call her.
Twentieth anniversary of you and Ayatollah at the Garden.
- I'm gonna rip his arm off! - You want me to stop it?
Man.
Oh, come on. I want to watch your face when you read it.
Don't walk away
- Garfield. - Yeah?
This is backstage?
But don't forget. Two months. Rahway. Legend signing.
No contact with the customers. I gotta go.
...of the Middle East, the Ayatollah!
You know, in this life you can lose everything that you love...
Randy "The Ram" Robinson-
Uh, listen. Should I call you, uh, Pam or Cassidy or what?
Ooh.
- All right. Let's do this. Have a good time. - All right.
- Keep the change. - Thank you.
- One, two, Ram! - There we go.
- I'll be okay. - Okay.
Listen. I had a heart attack...
You know, with a little luck, this could be my ticket back on top.
- What the fuck? That's my fucking sister. - What you say?
Does that make a difference what she-
pulling them out, they're gonna leave a couple little holes, a little bit of blood loss there.
Tell me friend, can you ask for anything more
And that's why-
You're so dead! You're so dead!
Randy "The Ram" Robinson!
- Shit. - What's the matter?
- That's for Ram! - Ram!
She takes me away to that special place
You got it?
I'll wait till later when it's quiet.
Here. A pound of German potato salad, please.
Two words: Re... match.
- Ram! - Come on! Ram! Wake up!
which you never even made one.
It didn't feel like a mistake to me.
The Ram right where we have seen him so many times before...
I don't believe it. Everybody needs a father...
Don't you have a daughter? Where's your daughter?
'Cause I don't want to be alone.
Are- Are they all on sale, or just the regular ones?
Well, I was wondering if you could throw me some more hours.
what this can do to motivate Randy "The Ram" Robinson.
Over, baby
- Give me two big breasts. - Two big breasts, coming up.
This is in there pretty good, Ram.
'Cause where the fuck were you when I needed you to take care of me?
Ah, man, I just overheated and blacked out. That's all.
You should go on Saturday. That's when they get all the best shit.
Now, I'm telling you, it was one of the historic matches in history.
- I don't know if he's gonna- You know. - Come on. For this?
Then you've seen me