Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Right then. You know, it's not my place to say,

I'm not the man you thought I was, I'm not that guy.

No. We've never met.

I think the door's jammed.

the mettle of your pasture.

Breakfast has got to be cool.

It's all right, everyone, I can personally assure you

You can see the pen marks over it.

Must be a bit annoying when you're such a keen cook.

No, he doesn't.

It's not a pleasant thought, John,

Where is she? Where's Mrs Hudson?

an increasing number of scars over a period of months,

You've isolated yourself.

And how am I supposed to do that?

People text. Even I text. Her, I mean. Woman. Bad idea.

For Christ's sake, Sherlock, it's not a game!

But I didn't, not till she told me to.

I only mean it's OK.

- It's yours? - Yes.

These drip feeds will keep the drug in your bloodstreams

Got a new one, seeing her today.

'But I didn't mean Mycroft.'

I need you to do something for me.

Please! Please, please, please, no violence. Thank you, Dr Watson.

Stupid. So stupid.

You never saw them.

Just tell me when to cough.

But hello, dummy, you only catch the dumb ones.

Do it. Ask him.

Of course you can.

Sherlock's not your only brother.

And if the only thing I ever do in this world is drive him out of it,

- I'm out of here! He's lost it. - Where is it?!

look at the size of your kitchen, teeny tiny.

Well, he couldn't have given you this one...

No-one could ever make her do anything.

Trust me, it's about the only perk.

that Sherlock Holmes is not about to arrest the Queen.

But I don't think he's a danger any more.

- 'What do you think's happened?' - I don't know, something!

maybe you could tell us about some of your cases?

two weeks before you were abducted at gunpoint

Well, there must have been some build-up,

No, it's Sherlock, of course I'm not sure! Check him out.

I was terrified!

and not made any move to phone for one.

Why not, given your immediately alternative?

It was read almost immediately.

available to me, and in this very room,

I don't really need to check

You keep glancing to my left.

No. Why do you ask?

Don't call us, we'll call...

You should check. What an idiot.

Murder Castle. But done right.

- her back. - Why?

Oh, John, calm down. When have you ever managed two opinions?

So, you dreamed up a magic woman who told you things you didn't know?

Molly will be here in 20 minutes.

You found four men and one woman.

I cheated on you, Mary.

toxic shock should shut me down within about an hour.

You're really not going to like this.

Well, how is he?

This one comes from the very first night.

Stop laughing at me!

so, please, try to understand.

what it is, is shit

a signature in human destruction.

The third, of course, will be the end of a walking cane.

It's funny cause it's true

Ooh, I bet she isn't dead!

Off it. Off it.

- Look at the state of you... - 'My name is Mycroft Holmes.

When I get the urge.

Anything he can't find the answer for, bang! It's up there.

Or am I just trying to mess with your funny little head?

I'm going to share something with you now,

with a female therapist within cycling distance of your surgery.

- A little bit funny. - If you keep taking

Just text her, phone her,

And, er, last night wasn't good.

She's in a sack in the airing cupboard.

people always give up after three.

a note like this, I have to assume you don't have any.

So that happened, I don't doubt it, but how can that word be a name?

I mean, how does it work? How does what work?

When I'm... gone,

- So I'm having him tracked. - 'Nice.'

- Even you? - No.

you will all attempt to solve the case of Blessington The Poisoner.

- What, two weeks ago? - Yeah, about two weeks.

- You're actually out of control? - When have I ever been that?

I'm a killer. You know I'm a killer.

Not all day, not every day, but, you know.

Oh, God! Um, are... are you sure?

I hope you remembered my coat.

I'm trying to sleep, can you stop ringing my damn phone?

Understand what?

and it's just living people lying down?

Which is why we're all taking it in turns to keep you off the sweeties.

I just have to ration myself, choose the right heart to stop.

People don't realise how much work goes into it.