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Just spending it at home. Unless she calls. The PM.

Um, with Mr Holmes, Sherlock, in all his cases?

Because I can't. You know I can't. She thinks you're dead.

And do you know something? I still do.

he didn't just suddenly do it.

And I bet she'd love you lot.

No, she didn't.

...with the memory.

OK, I'll see you later.

You... you're so funny, you are!

'Go and pick a fight with a bad guy, put yourself in harm's way.'

Except the boot. The boot was mean!

Drearcliff House, remember that one, John? One murder, ten suspects.

- I'm going to make a deduction. - Oh, OK, that's good.

Are we going to walk all night?

They tend to be quite young.

I want to see your handbag.

but the line is straight,

I'm against new people.

You've been ages waking up.

Is this Dr John Watson?

Now, imagine if the Queen wanted to kill some people,

And you've had all this time?

are you actually serious?

I don't understand.

So obviously you were keeping it hidden

I needed a hug.

'You, me and Mr Holmes.'

We should bag that up, sell it. Make money for that on eBay.

Oh, Christ! I keep wondering if we should have seen it coming.

- Can't everyone do that? - How?

Agh! But he's our monster.

'Sherlock has left his flat, first time in a week.'

But did you know

'Who came to my flat?'

I am a bit creepy.

if you want to hide lots and lots of murders, just find a...

So, when I tell you that this is the most dangerous,

Presumably you downsized when you... when you left your job

- No... - Jesus! A secret brother.

Is everyone ready?

Some people have the same urges.

She taught me to be the man she already thought I was.

I'm sorry, Mr Holmes, it's your brother. He's left his flat.

He's not about thinking. Not Sherlock.

Has it occurred to you, anywhere in your drug-addled brain,

Can't always cope.

Yeah, who's this?

Oh, er, Dr Watson?

Not that that matters. Apparently he can't stop confessing.

Hold hard the breath and build up every spirit to his full height! On!

One word, Mr Holmes, and it changed my world forever.

'I don't think I'd be standing here now if it wasn't for Dr Watson.'

The fact that I'm his brother changes nothing.

I want you to kill me.

And you, good yeoman,

- I promise. - Thank you.

i'm in the middle of something.

you know, under that sleeve you keep pulling down.

You keep your weekends for Rosie,

You're suicidal, you're allowed chips.

And if my deduction is right,

I don't understand. What is that?

- Yeah, you've said that before. - Ask him.

Oh, I do think I can last 20 minutes without supervision.

Amazing the times a man doesn't really look at your face.

Opt-in ignorance. It makes the world go round.

'Please phone me if he gets in contact, thank you.'

I'm tomorrow, six till ten. I'll see you then.

and frankly, I've been off my tits for weeks.

Nobody. I... misspoke.

Don't want to rush this.

The point is, you did not kill her.

He mass-produced them.

- Why not? - Because you won't like it.

When you're ready.

And do you know why they dropped you, dear?

Well, seeing as I'm inside your head,

Malnourished, double kidney failure,

Because of the one impossible thing you said.

Who's this one? Is this a new person?

- Two weeks ago. - Two weeks?

Er, was that me? Was I too good?

Oh, no, no, I met him before that.

Well, no, 17½ to be precise,

Before we start, tell me how you feel.

There is a difference between looking away and looking to.

Do you ever look in the mirror and want to see someone else?

Possibly. It's a long word.

It is what it is,

You mean you didn't ask?

As I think I have explained to you many times before,

There are charities that I support who wouldn't exist without me.

Sir, you probably want to see this.

No. I don't think so. No?

Stop laughing at me!

I'm afraid that some of the memories you've had up to this point

'John Watson never accepts help.

- What's that? - What's what?

Be more specific.