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Factoring in a degree of shock and emotional decision,
OK, I got it wrong, then.
You see the fold in the middle?
Might be the hardest case of your career.
- Watch him, he's got a knife. - I've got a what?
Well, of course not. Not Her Majesty.
Now, it's a... it's a new kind of breakfast cereal.
Either I'm a serial killer,
'that he'd rather have anyone but you. Anyone.
You can make more if you want, any time you like.
Only problem is
Awesome! Do you do block bookings?
We can keep tabs. You didn't have to come in.
That's the text alert of Irene Adler.
So to speak.
You utter cock!
maybe this isn't a suitable subject for the children.
But he has no idea what an idiot you are!
You wanted this, though.
Well, that's not what dead people look like.
before they've even left home.
The game is on. Do you still miss me?
He's never knowingly under-cliched, is he?
Well, maybe Sherlock told me.
I want to thank you, Ivan, for allowing me to use it.
You're my last hope.
You and The Woman.
OK.
I know you'd change your mind if you did.
- Oh, my God, I love your blog. - You're welcome.
What if you had the compulsion to kill and money? What then?!
Molly can examine me on the way, it'll save time.
- He's totally gone! - Aah!
I was looking out of the window, why was I doing that?
Well, now you do.
I use it to sell breakfast cereal.
What word?
My God, he knows you!
Yeah, well, they're real enough, I suppose.
What were you doing to him?! What were you doing?!
- Whose car is that? - That's my car.
And since any visitor could be expected to ask about
Mr Smith, will you say something about your property...
I'll try, if I'm in the area.
Woman's out of control! I asked for a cup of tea!
What? What is it? What?
So what do you think?
- You must have done. - I really didn't.
but I rounded up for dramatic effect.
Interferes with...
Now look, the sun's only struck the bottom two thirds,
What plan?
Or technically, I sent her a text, but she's not to know.
...corrupted.
Oh, no, I'll lay it out for you.
'Mr Smith stated he had no interest in bringing charges.'
Why is he just wandering about like a fool?
Because you might prefer some coffee.
- My number. - I already have your number.
or just be a therapist,
that's not rude, that's congenital
- Cake? - Cake! Oh, um...
And if you want to hide a murder,
You sound cross.
Handbag!
Because I'll tell you something, John Watson, you will not have me!
- I'm not laughing. - He's not laughing, Sherlock.
You maintain an impressive facade.
- Looking forward to it. - Yeah.
What is that?
But here's the thing, he never refuses it.
When you were feeding our daughter.
You know, in films, when you see dead people, pretending to be dead,
Spending all night talking to a woman who wasn't even there.
what's in it for you?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Not funny.
How can that be your car?!
Or was it the case of The Killer Orang-utan?
I got my confession, though, didn't I?
It's a memory inhibitor.
Sorry?
Why stupid?
Need to kill someone.
that hath not noble lustre in your eyes!
Go and solve a crime together, make him wear the hat.
Well, now, won't you introduce me?
- What pictures? - They're everywhere.
Than who?
The last person you'd think of.
I've borrowed them before.
- Sex. - I'm sorry?
Before you know it!
I'm against people.
He built a hotel, a special hotel just to kill people.
Mary? How so?
sweet little government, dancing attendants.
Trust me, Sherlock, it's gone before you know it.
Mr Holmes.
we know the sunlight can only be entering the room at a steep angle.
Have you noticed the kitchen? It's practically a meth lab.
- How did you get him in the boot? - The boys from the cafe.
Seriously, we're not going to
Amazing.
Do you hear me? I said Molly Hooper.
Now, kitchen noticeboards.
and I can safely say... I cheated on her.
Speaking of serial killers, you know who's my favourite?
Let's go for a walk.
Get out of my house!
- Well, we just came that way. - I know, it's a plan.
What is it? What... What now?
Just texting.
I mean, obviously, normal and fine
I'm terribly sorry.
Christ! Sherlock on Twitter, he really has lost it.
I am. So are you.
What kind of a doctor are you?
The Queen!
you can't take it back.
You look different.
- That noise? - What noise?
Tuesday afternoon, I chose her.
Well, we could carry on now, I'm not tired.
I added some deductions for Sherlock.
I get regular updates.
Set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide!