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Uh, Ralph?
I've worked with some marvelous second bananas over the years...
- [Homer]D'oh! - [ Audience Applauds ]
Hey girls check out this president
What do you say to a boy to let him know you're not interested?
( humming )
Oh, no! john Wilkes Booth!
[ Dispatcher] Attention, all units. Riot in progress at--
[Running Footsteps]
[ Beeping ]
Your conscience? Lisa, don't let that pushy little weenie tell you what to do.
Oh, it isn't fair. I'm 1 0 times the Krusty fan you are.
[ Meek Voice ] Could I have the envelope?
- All right, children. You may now exchange valentines. - Miss Hoover?
Now, you listen to me! I don't like you! I never liked you!
dancing, holding their evil in check.
- I ate it. - [ Kids Laughing ]
Well, let me tell you something. Valentine's Day is no joke.
- No, thanks. - Send it this way, boy.
Hey, Dad, why don't you give Mom her present?
She's getting impatient. Take a stab at it.
I've heard 'em all. "I like you as a friend." "I think we should see other people."
He makes me wanna learn more about our founding fathers.
Bart, do you wanna play John Wilkes Booth or do you wanna act like a maniac?
Ohh, look at that.
Eric Wittman: Whuzzat say? "Pretend you care about your users"? Oh god, this is always death.
Ralph thinks I like him, but I only gave him a valentine 'cause I felt sorry for him.
it would be your tender kiss.
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