Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Caught? -Well, how do you think it felt?

{\an8}You know why you picked this poem, don't you?

-It's not like I drew blood! -I'm gonna get so many calls.

How are Bud and Margie? Maybe we should go say hi.

So you made a choice to ruin my life while you were clean!

But it was a given. I'm not gonna go back and work for Kimber after what happened.

I'd like to try to start again, if you--

Bitch complimented my coffee table. And it was 15 grand, thank you very much.

♪ So why can't I touch it? ♪

This is a celebration!

Sorry. I, uh…

She always comes back just in time to ruin your life with her bullshit.

Sorry. Mood killer. I'm nervous…

[Johnny] Ted's asking how many people are inside?

-Hey, come here. -Grandpa!

He appears to be a white male in his mid-twenties,

I was in the office, I was working late editing,

-All right. Did Tully ask you to quit? -No.

[Mutt] I'm gonna go throw up in this plant.

What do you mean she disappeared?

I've only had one drink, all right?

[button clicks]

-[Mutt] Get out of my way! -[laughing]

Unless they call you an evil, conniving ho-bag who slept her way to the top.

The Belly Bug by Colson Jeffers.

I can't reveal my sources.

But it's for school.

[Tully] I got him. We're okay, I think. I think the cashier got into the safe.

Could she have tipped off her boss?

So what do we do? Release a statement? Donate to a women's shelter?

What if Tully comes home?

I'm always right about these things.

No, it's fine, it's okay. We don't need to talk about it anymore.

[high-pitched moan]

I have things I want to tell her.

♪ And you stay inside that foolish grin ♪

[Johnny] "Maybe."

Dude, come on! That's not--

♪ Years may go by ♪

-Hey. -No, thanks.

Is it three o'clock already?

Your favorite employee, who you have mentored and nurtured…

{\an8}enunciate, and you know, somehow captivate an audience.

{\an8}No, you didn't. Gran did.

-I was so jealous of it. -[chuckles]

[Johnny] Camera three's going to pick up on that.

♪ Verge on dirty Ah, come on, Eileen ♪

Tonight's the night, Mutt and I are gonna have sex!

I guess we should go in.

-Sure, I'll just-- -Oh, no, no, no. Stay. Stay.

[engine shuts off]

[laughs] No, no, I'm fine. I'm fine.

-Whatever Tropical Storm Tully wants… -[doors closing]

You have to have everything for yourself. No matter what, you just take it.

"Their wings went past my lips,

[scoffs] Excuse me?