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a slightly smaller turkey.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, you remember Zoey.
# To me ##
to a complete stranger.
No. No, no. No, no, no. I'm not the Blitz.
- Free beer for everyone. - Aw, man!
And then I'm just gonna leave her there...
- Oh, my goodness! - Our cab took a wrong turn.
It doesn't help. 4G?
- I'm not the Blitz. - I'm afraid you are, Ted.
- [Cell Phone Beeps] - Oh. We got an answer. Here it is.
Guys, I hate Zoey.
the laws of physics stopped, and the laws of awesome tripled.
Wh-What u-up?
## [Man Vocalizing]
And if Zoey is a cartoon character, she's Cinderella's evil stepmother!
Wait, wait. What's that? What's the Gentleman?
Oh, my God. That's Zoey.
[Grunts] I'm so furious at you all right now.
Oh. Oh, God, that is disgusting!
What does that have to do with anything?
No. Absolutely not.