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- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah. Like her.
You want to pick the sex and eye color?
- I'll go make some more. - All right.
Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?
So, what do we do now?
You never stop being annoyed by the little things.
lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.
I made popcorn. Ah!
It's not like you're trying to get pregnant and you can't.
I like to keep a clean shop
All right.
She's not a guy, honey. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.
I have it on good authority that she's a dude.
- How about Alberto? - I'll spread the word.
Hey, Turk. Guess what...?
People think I am some clueless old geezer,
Excuse me, fellas. Gotta take a whiz.
Alberto.
So, how did your fertility test go?
The weather was far from frightful
[Screams, laughs]
J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.
Lando
It wasn't me. I didn't do it!