HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
GUIDES
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
GUIDES
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.
Come here. Come here.
Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?
I'm 29.
- What? - Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown.
So you really feel that way?
[Groaning]
Heidi Horse-Face.
- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same way.
But darn it all, you've found someone
- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?
J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.
so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.
She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.
[Carla] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.
- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!
Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.
It was August. The weather was far from frightful.
Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.
I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.
- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.
J.D., I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."
And build a deck on it.
You've only been trying for two months,