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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
- Exactly. - Oh, portabella.
Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
It's like... Sort of like... It's like, it's...
Ooh, ahh, ahh!
Okay, let's set these bad boys up.
"Abbi, I'm so sorry to ask you this,
Reality
This too shall not fucking pass!
(POP SONG PLAYING)
(SCREAMING)
and I love you so much.
Yes.
What?
Just finish the text!
- Okay. - (SQUISH, MEOW)
I mean, I don't actually like them, flavor-wise.
(AH-OO-GAH HORN)
-k0o 5454
And please stay. Eat, drink, mingle.
This doesn't have to totally change our day.
is how hot and fun I am.
Let's do this.
Oyster, shitake. Ah, maitake.
Four and three and two and one-one
BOTH: This too shall pass.
Oh, that's old. That's from college.
But it's the weekend!
thus yielding the perfect stroganina timeline for today's trip.
This is what you always wanted.
- Where are we going? - Jesus Christ.