Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.

- Hey, guys! - Hey, guys!

We forget not everyone wants to hear about it.

The gold plates and the seer stones. Where are they?

Lucy Harris smart, smart, smart Martin Harris dumb

The jilted lover returns.

You know, to be honest, I've never known any Mormons.

Dad, did you know that that Joseph Smith guy

but I think all you guys are really cool, so

The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up,

Hey, Stan, how was your date last night with the new kid?

...my sister Jenny... - Hey!

Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,

- Hey, it's Gary! - Gary!

- Mr Harris, can you keep a secret? - Well, sure, I can.

And even though people in this town might think that's stupid,

The only thing you are good at

Okay, now who can tell me what year

We all came to America from Jerusalem,

and they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?

Well, that's just because he hasn't heard the best part

- Mr Harrison is a white guy, right? - Yeah.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

- I can't wait! - Yeah!

The truth is I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up

All right, kids, now how about we do some scripture readings

being nice and helping people.

and publish it into a book for the whole world to read.