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We all came to America from Jerusalem,
All right, kids, now how about we do some scripture readings
- Mr Harrison is a white guy, right? - Yeah.
and they still believe Joseph Smith was a prophet?
The only thing you are good at
They're not rocks. They're seer stones, given to me by an angel.
but I think all you guys are really cool, so
The gold plates and the seer stones. Where are they?
Burro!!!
We forget not everyone wants to hear about it.
The jilted lover returns.
Lucy Harris smart, smart, smart Martin Harris dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
being nice and helping people.
Hey, Stan, how was your date last night with the new kid?
Dad, did you know that that Joseph Smith guy
No. I'm...
Well, that's just because he hasn't heard the best part
...my sister Jenny... - Hey!
You know, to be honest, I've never known any Mormons.
and publish it into a book for the whole world to read.
And even though people in this town might think that's stupid,
Hello, Stan!
The truth is I don’t care if Joseph Smith made it all up
- Hey, it's Gary! - Gary!
He is?
- Hey, guys! - Hey, guys!
Now, when I put the seer stones into the hat,
- Mr Harris, can you keep a secret? - Well, sure, I can.
- I can't wait! - Yeah!
The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up,
Okay, now who can tell me what year