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For fried air?
I- I never heard of it either, but, uh...
You call hamburgers steamed hams?
It's an Albany expression.
Oh, no.
Come on. It's 11:00. I need some sugar.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow,
Say, uh, Barn, uh, remember when I said I'd have to send away to NASA to calculate your bar tab?
But I cleaned them with my napkin.
Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Come on, boy. This is the spot right here.
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, John?
Why Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Your Oven, Seymour?
Why is there smoke coming out of your oven seymour?
Most folk'll never lose a toe and then again, some folk'll
So, you were regional manager at Blockbuster?
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Ah. Superintendent Gary Chalmers. Welcome.
A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Why don't you freeze it with an ice cube and hit it with a hammer?
That's no way to carry your merchandise! No, no, no, no, no, wrong.
Dave Seville in a Nutshell!
SEYMOUR!!!!!!
You know these dead chimpunks as Food look similar to the ones i saw in a movie
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I get here earlier when I drive in the car pool lane.
My scalp hurts from horsefly bites.
the only way I know how.
Yes... And you call them raspberries despite the fact that they are obviously strawberries..
Superintendent, I was just… just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
AY.! NARANJAS LA CABEZA.!
Ah. Superintendent Gary chalmers. Welcome.
Some folk'll never eat a skunk but then again some folk'll
Whew!
The dog.
No. I've got gum in my hair.
Ah. Jeffrey Sprecher. Welcome.
Ay. NARANJAS EN LA CABEZA
Howdy, Reverend Lovejoy. Nice to see you there...
No! Bad dog! Bad dog!
Hold it right there. Looks like the spider caught himself a couple of flies.
But what if... Sonic the Hedgehog and it's sequel were made by Disney, instead of Paramount? Same, and the disney logo would have a ring forming the arch over the castle.
Whoo. I am hot. Let us get out of here.
They can suck the bolts out of a submarine's hull.
- Can I recycle it? - Why not?
Help! Help!
How it feels talking shit about balditwt members on this website without any of them knowing Especially YOU, zirtsxu.
-I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. -Yeah.