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PLEASE, STOP.
SHE COMES, I FIX, SHE GOES, WE ROCK.
A BANDSAW, A WOOD RASP, AND A JACK PLANE.
YEAH, THEY WERE DOING THE ONE FROM "PULP FICTION."
I DON'T KNOW. DO I? YES.
STOP IT, MOM. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.
I THOUGHT I'D FIND A WILD BOAR TO MAUL ME
I SHOULD BE IN CHINA BY MIDNIGHT.
OR DIRTY-SHAPED PASTA.
WE COULDN'T KEEP A NANNY LONGER THAN A WEEK.
BUT SHE GETS TO WEAR A COSTUME. CAN'T I DRESS LIKE YOUR MAID?
SHE'LL COME OVER, I'LL GET HER OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS I CAN,
MAN, TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN, HUH?
SOMETIMES, WHEN SHE HAS A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH VODKA,
* WHERE YOU LEAD, I WILL FOLLOW *
I STILL CAN'T DECIDE EXACTLY WHAT TO DO WITH MY HAIR,
* OH, OH, OH
IT WASN'T LIKE THAT ALL NIGHT, WAS IT?
[ SIGHS ]
STOP BEING SUCH A NANCY-BOY ABOUT THE PANTS.
YOU ARE GOOD FRIENDS, AND WE ARE VERY, VERY LUCKY.
Lorelai: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SPARKLY VENOM LIP GLOSS?
LOOK AT THAT. IT'S SO FANCY.
OH, BITE YOUR TONGUE.
ARE YOU EVER GOING TO ASK ME OUT?
DID YOU HEAR THAT, GYPSY? I'M A BROAD.
I'M JUST... [ CHUCKLES ]
HOW DID YOU FIND SOMETHING IN MY BOAT-SUPPLY CATALOG?
WE SNUCK THAT FLASK IN.
BUT NOT THE TATER TOTS OR THE PIZZA TOWER.
I HAVE TO MIX WATER AND BUTTER INTO IT,
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU LITTLE WEASEL!
LORELAI, ARE YOU BLIND? LOOK.
EMILY'S IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE OTHERS.
RORY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS IN MY PARENTS' WORLD.
SAY, AREN'T YOU THE CULTURE "QUEER EYE" GUY?
I SHOULD'VE MARRIED HIM.
Babette: WHERE'S IT GONNA BE? THE WINDSOR CLUB.
WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S SAFE.
WELL, I'M WITH LORELAI. FOR NOW.
AREN'T BOATS SUPPOSED TO? EVENTUALLY, YES.
WHAT?
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HER DRESS LOOKS LIKE,
WHERE'S SHE GOING?
OH, GOD, I MISSED HIM.
THOUGHT I'D COME BY FOR THAT DRINK.
ME? OH, I'M FINE.
WHY, THANK YOU, LUKE. HOW SWEET OF YOU TO SAY.
WE CAN, BUT MARILYN IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU,
THREE AND A HALF MINUTES AND YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.
I'M DIRTY. SO IS THE HOUSE.
I DON'T KNOW.
WAIT, AREN'T YOU GONNA LOCK UP?
Like stop eating the paste special?
I HAVE TO RIP THE PACKAGE OPEN, DUMP IT INTO A BOWL,
HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT THESE MASHED POTATOES?
IS HE A GARDENER?
IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS AND YEARS OFF MY LIFE.
OKAY, EVERYONE IN JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.
LORELAI, YOU LOOK DIVINE. AND RORY, THAT SKIN.