Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND YOUR GREAT-GREAT AUNT MARY WERE SISTERS, SEE?
Lorelai: TWO MINUTES AND WE'RE DONE!
LUKE, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.
TCH, TCH -- LORELAI. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING.
THEY'LL BE HERE TUESDAY.
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
OH, LOOK AT THESE BOOTS.
* THERE'S BEEN NO FOOLIN'
LIKE "STOP EATING THE PASTE" SPECIAL?
HE NAMED AN END TABLE AFTER HER.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE, OKAY?
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING SOMETHING-LIKE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED IT. THIS IS GONNA TAKE NO TIME.
YES, THE C-CLAMPS, THE TEAK BUNGS, THE MARINE CAULK,
RORY IS MY DAUGHTER!
Man: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I'D LIKE TO PRESENT TO YOU
I MUST SAY ONE THING FOR MY PARENTS,
IT WAS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
COMING?
YOU WANT SOME COMPANY?
DON'T WORRY. SHE CAN FIX IT.
THAT WASN'T YOUR DINNER, WAS IT?
I KNOW. I'M JUST FINE-TUNING IT.
SOMETHING WRONG?
Luke: HELLO.
THEY WERE THE FIVE I WOULD'VE BEEN WEARING FUCHSIA LIPSTICK
I'D EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM YOUR GRANDPARENTS.
MY HAIR'S DONE.
TOTSIE ALERT. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE.
ONCE I FINISH WITH ALL THIS MANUAL LABOR,
SHE'S COMING OVER. WHY?
THANK YOU.
ARE YOU USING THE SALON?
REALLY? YOU ARE? NO.
YOU OKAY?
YOU DIDN'T MENTION THERE WAS A PLACE TO GET DRESSED THERE.
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE BAD.
WELL, IT MUST BE YOUR GRANDPARENTS INVITED ME.
OPEN BAR.
OH, MY GOODNESS, RORY! YOU ABSOLUTELY LOOK ADORABLE!
I NEED HER SOBER AND LOOKING BEAUTIFUL FOR TOMORROW.
NO STRINGS ATTACHED.
PIERRE HAS HIS WORK CUT OUT FOR HIM TODAY.
* FEELIN' LONELY AND SO COLD *
YOU'RE NOT DISTURBING US.
SO YOU CAME WITH YOUR PARENTS? YEP.
YOU'RE GONNA BE DRIVING IN TWO SHAKES OF A LAMB'S TAIL.
AND HE TOOK IT PRETTY HARD.
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
NO, WE'RE NOT DATING. HE'S JUST A FRIEND.
HEY, LORELAI.
I AM MAKING A GARDEN SPRING SALAD WITH THREE BITTER LETTUCES
HOW MUCH RUM SHE DRANK?
LIVE IN THE MOMENT, HUNTZBERGER.
I HAVE PLENTY TO DO UNTIL THE BACK ORDER STUFF GETS HERE.
HOW YOU HOLDING UP, GRANDMA?
IN FACT, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST LEFT THE CAR RUNNING.