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YEAH, UM... CHRISTOPHER'S HERE.
* I WILL FOLLOW
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO HELP US CELEBRATE.
YOU'RE INCREDIBLY INTERESTING.
MARILYN, WE'RE GOING TO THE BRIDAL ROOM NOW.
CHRISTOPHER, CALM DOWN! YOU'RE DRUNK!
IF I WERE DATE YOU, THERE WOULD BE NO DATING.
FOCUS, PLEASE. I AM A CAMERA.
PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME. I, RICHARD GILMORE...
SOMEONE WHO'S ALWAYS THERE.
THEY WERE STUBBORN AND SELFISH,
RORY... I'M NOT. I'VE DONE THAT.
A.K.A. THE POWER SPITTER, THAT YOU LIKE HIM.
THEY WERE HAVING A RETIREMENT PARTY
HI.
COFFEE SUCKS.
RORY IS MY DAUGHTER AND LORELAI'S DAUGHTER -- THAT'S IT!
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ] WHO IS IT?
HEY, KIDDO. HAVE A SEAT.
YOU'LL GET SECOND-HAND TOTSIED, LORE.
MUST HAVE COST A FORTUNE -- THEY'RE REAL ORCHIDS.
IF SHE AND DAD WERE SUDDENLY AT DIFFERENT TABLES.
EMILY WOULD TEASE ME, SAYING,
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF ROOM IN THAT PLACE OF YOURS.
SORRY, RORY HAD A LITTLE EMERGENCY.
WHO COULD NOT LIKE BEING KISSED BY A GILMORE GIRL?
I THINK SHE TOLD HIM THAT. OOPS.
YOU'RE JUST READING WHATEVER YOU WANT INTO IT.
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
WHO THE HELL MOVED HER MATTRESS INTO HER DORM
WHY DID YOU COME?
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU SEE IN ME?
OH, HI, MR. VLOCKENFEFFER. I'M LORELAI -- REMEMBER ME?
RORY'S SPENDING THE NIGHT.
HOW SHE WANTED TO MARRY A MAN NAMED BILL.
I'M GOING AFTER LUKE.
APPARENTLY, THEY'RE GOING TO CHANGE HERE ALSO.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] GOOD. I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
IT SEEMS GILMORE. MOM --
BUT NOT SO HARD YOU ACTUALLY DIE.
OH, WASN'T THE CEREMONY PERFECT?
OKAY.
"NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. VLOCKENFEFFER."
THAT WAS JUST THE APPETIZER.
DID YOUR MOTHER EVER TELL YOU ABOUT OUR FIRST KISS?
YOU KNOW MARILYN WAS A VERY INTIMATE FRIEND OF CECIL BEATON.
EXACTLY. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
FROM HIS SECOND MARRIAGE -- THE DAUGHTER WHO'S CONCEPTION
* AND THOUGH DEVOTION RULES MY HEART, I TAKE NO BOWS *
WHEREAS THEY WILL BE MY SECOND COUSINS THRICE REMOVED,
I WENT OVER ALL THE GREATS -- BENNETT, SINATRA, CHUCK BERRY --
SOME WOMAN COMPLAINING ABOUT
I'M GONNA GO CHANGE.
SO WHERE'S THAT KID OF OURS?
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
BUT UNDERNEATH, YOU'RE JUST A BROAD.
* IF YOU NEED
TO SAY TO EACH OTHER, "I CHOOSE YOU."
IT'S THE PERFECT PLACE TO HAVE MY PERFECT WEDDING.
I DON'T KNOW.
WELL, WHEN ARE YOU GONNA GET IT IN?
MY AUNT TOTSIE. LOVELY WOMAN.