Sarge & Pea - Modern Family [S08E11]

Is that appropriate? -Appropriate?

You have been quite rude today, young lady.

I've been married, I've been divorced,

Mm, flared nostrils? No.

Um, I'm here for a blind date,

Who are those people?

You've beaten worse odds than that.

I tied your shoelaces together.

Nerd!

that ended with Dad whisper-screaming at Mom,

and somebody wouldn't have had to shut himself down.

Wow. "Pretty well-known?"

No, in fact, you raised us to act exactly like this, okay?

Okay, I was 5 in a diaper.

and where were they when we were growing up?

Can I at least take a picture with you

You're a maniac,

and ants are walking in circles.

there would have been room in our house

Beautiful until you realize the birds are agitated

What fresh hell is this?

The university boasts many noted graduates --

You're a quick study!

Love of my life.

breathlessly anticipating