Written in the Stars - Modern Family [S09E14]

The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.

Jay, where are you? What are you doing?

Would it kill you to say that about me?

Can you do a quick monster check first?

Sir, she is not a prostitute.

and you're going to bed right now.

Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night.

Ugh! This sucks.

Are you into him or something?

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.

- He called us catty? - Yeah.

At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.

Do you smoke weed?

We have lighted rods and soft-close doors.

for Applied Astro-Doofinomics.

You have not seen the right photos.

Agreed. He's insufferable.

is that you're being a real Capricorn right now.

Three's a crowd.

Hey, buddy.

that says, "Rub your butt here."

He's totally out of your league.

Italians talk a lot with their hands, right

You were more effusive about tonight's menu

Promises were made. I will not be ignored!