Written in the Stars - Modern Family [S09E14]

The sun revolves around the Earth, and not you.

Jay, where are you? What are you doing?

Would it kill you to say that about me?

Sir, she is not a prostitute.

Can you do a quick monster check first?

Tonight was supposed to be a romantic night.

and you're going to bed right now.

Are you into him or something?

Ugh! This sucks.

I'm gonna have to ask you to leave now.

- He called us catty? - Yeah.

Three's a crowd.

is that you're being a real Capricorn right now.

You have not seen the right photos.

At least look up the difference between astrology and astronomy.

Do you smoke weed?

We have lighted rods and soft-close doors.

for Applied Astro-Doofinomics.

Agreed. He's insufferable.

He's totally out of your league.

Hey, buddy.

that says, "Rub your butt here."

Promises were made. I will not be ignored!

Italians talk a lot with their hands, right

You were more effusive about tonight's menu