Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, shit, Jessi and Jay are both taken.

Yeah, well, there was a new one on WGN last night.

Now, as you can see, the booth is empty, as is this booth.

Okay, we've got two solid options,

[message alert chime]

That's like the number one zone.

a sleeping giant ready to awaken at any moment.

Ejecta? Oh, she wants it.

- Okay, well, I'll take out my penis. - Shh, shh!

Well, that's a relief 'cause I'd do it, but it would weigh on me.

- [rumbling] - Oh, my God! Whoa!

Miss B, will you marry me?

And Jessi will be wearing a tight little skirt-- ooh.

I don't want to make fun of him. There's a ton of mold on those shower curtains.

Andrew Glouberman has a girlfriend.

- Eww. No. - Oh, come on.

And we didn't want to be blamed for your suicide.

Yeah, you're-- you're not gonna jerk off.

Stick a thermometer in its little mouth.

♪ And not her nice panties ♪

- Yeah, it was. Oh, crap, no. - [clears throat]

There's the man who got me clean. Helped me find the Lord.

I seem to be suffering from a classic case of swollen tongue. [chuckles]

- He's talking about Andrew. - Yes.

- Question: am I still dreaming? - I think so.

All right, dum-dums, I don't even know if you can handle the idea that I've got.

You give me courage.

Anyway, speaking of coffee, I'm a Sanka man.

Oh, the earthquake, I mean.

- What about the bath mat? - She's real, and she's spectacular.

Oh, my God. Is he talking to his bath mat?

and she'll tell everyone else my secrets,

Sorry about that. I had one of my dicks in my mouth. Say yes.

But I'm sure things will go much more smoothly for Andrew.

- I'm so glad you're here. - Oh, good.

♪ I'm nauseous from the stress ♪

- You're such a girlfriend guy. - What do you mean?