I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]

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I Never Met the Dead Man - Family Guy [S01E02]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

After crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television.

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11 Apr 1999
I Never Met the Dead Man
Michael Dante DiMartino, Peter Shin, Roy Allen Smith
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#1
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 25.371
dot I ain't saying nothing! All right, it was Jimmy the Hat!
I ain't saying nothing! All right, it was Jimmy the Hat!
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#2
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 23.302
dot Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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#3
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 21.308
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Who the hell do you think you are?
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#4
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 20.276
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#5
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 20.256
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Fast Animals, Slow Children.
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#6
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 19.645
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Forget it, Mike.
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#7
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 19.351
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...Col. Schwartz!
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#8
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 19.114
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Never! Damn the broccoli! Damn you! And damn the Wright Brothers!
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#9
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 18.433
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Dang. I got honey all over my legs.
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#10
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 17.706
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You're right, Scoob. We're dealing with one sick son of a bitch.
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#11
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 17.665
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Would you kill a man?
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#12
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 17.216
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That's the lowest thing I've ever heard.
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#13
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 16.784
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Dad, watch out!
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#14
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 16.776
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- Quadruped. - Mutant.
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#15
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 15.883
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Holy crap. Uhura's black?
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Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 15.524
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Tom, I just plain don't like black people.
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Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.738
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Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.542
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God damn it.
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Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.538
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#20
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.518
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...in the Gamma Faloppia star system. Mr. Sulu, ahead Warp 9.
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#21
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.422
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Without actually seeing his ass, this is just radio.
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#22
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.211
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On Which Were Used to Rely?
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Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.120
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Victory is mine!
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#24
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 14.009
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Well, then. My goal becomes clear. The broccoli must die. Well, then. My goal becomes clear. The broccoli must die. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1999-04-11, Rated TV-14
Score 13.929
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Well, then. My goal becomes clear. The broccoli must die.
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