Too Cute - Daria [S01E09]

I told Dr. Shar that I wanted cute, but you know, not too cute.

What brings you here?

I don't like fun.

You've got the kind of looks that make other girls mentally ill.

Hello! Quinn's cousin or something.

You don't need any plastic surgery.

You have the kind of looks That make other girls mentally ill

but there's nothing wrong with you.

Oh, Daria, don't be shy. Show me your boobs.

Yes, it's a double standard,

Come on, Daria.

and there's no getting around that.

Don't worry, it'll grow out.

but women in business are judged on their looks,

No. Thank you.

Brooke!

So Quinn's little friend, or whatever, take a look at this.

Wait, there's more.

Example:

or there's a sound professional reason for it.

I mean, you need to be presentable.

Ms. Barch, will you please send Daria Morgendorffer to the office? Her sister...

Why doesn't anyone believe me?

I mean, when a woman is elected president, it won't be because she got breast implants.

Hey, it's almost time for dessert.