The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]

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The Masseuse - Seinfeld [S05E09]
TV-PGComedy

Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers.

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18 Nov 1993
The Masseuse
Tom Cherones
I don't submit to forcible massage.I don't submit to forcible massage.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 25.394
I don't submit to forcible massage.
I don't submit to forcible massage.
Remy Rifkin?Remy Rifkin?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.927
Remy Rifkin?
Remy Rifkin?
...and moving my head from side to side....and moving my head from side to side.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.950
...and moving my head from side to side.
...and moving my head from side to side.
...and after every sip, he would go:...and after every sip, he would go:Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.806
...and after every sip, he would go:
...and after every sip, he would go:
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.313
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
Little Stuart Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother.
A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.923
A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
A woman that hates me this much comes along once in a lifetime.
It's killing me, Jerry!It's killing me, Jerry!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.523
It's killing me, Jerry!
It's killing me, Jerry!
Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.159
Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
Hey! I am looser than creamed corn.
Joel Rifkin, telephone.Joel Rifkin, telephone.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.599
Joel Rifkin, telephone.
Joel Rifkin, telephone.
...this woman hates me so much......this woman hates me so much...Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.030
...this woman hates me so much...
...this woman hates me so much...
Don't you ever talk about her like that!Don't you ever talk about her like that!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.794
Don't you ever talk about her like that!
Don't you ever talk about her like that!
Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.687
Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.
Yes. Yes. Everybody has to like me. I must be liked.
No. Veto.No. Veto.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.382
No. Veto.
No. Veto.
- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.097
- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."
- What were her exact-? - "I don't like him."
Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.175
Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
Would Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office.
- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.140
- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.
- Well, now I hate you! - That, I'm used to.
No means no.No means no.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.045
No means no.
No means no.
- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.876
- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.
- Well, what about my massage? - Ask Newman.
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.330
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
So apparently, adoption leads to serial killing.
Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.300
Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
Come on, just look at me. Now tell me I'm not Kramer.
Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.971
Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?
Wait a minute. I need my massages. Can't you see I'm burned out?
"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again.""Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.785
"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
"Can you believe it? I'm vomiting on June 29th again."
For no real reason whatsoever.For no real reason whatsoever.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.767
For no real reason whatsoever.
For no real reason whatsoever.
- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.533
- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
- What are you doing? - What do you think I'm doing?
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 1993-11-18, Rated TV-PG
Score 11.793
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
I have never met a normal guy named Stuart.
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