Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

A STATE-OF-THE-ART, HIGH-TECH TITANIUM BATHROOM SCALE!

YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH, FINE. I READ "THE ART OF WAR."

IT'S TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT NOW. COME ON.

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE --

WHAT'S THE MATTER? WHAT'S THE MATTER IS, I'M NOT 20.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'LL GET YOUR SNOW CONE.

I'M FINISHED BEING YOUR GO-BETWEEN.

[ LORELAI CHUCKLES ]

IT SAYS JAMIE LIKES YOU ENOUGH

YOU WENT TO THE "BID-A-BASKET" FESTIVAL, THE DANCE MARATHON.

AND I HAVE A YEARNING TO BE A LITTLE CLOSER

IF YOU SAY SO. I DO.

THEY PLAYED CHRISTMAS MUSIC, AND WE DRANK APPLE CIDER.

ARE YOU GOING? I HAVE TO.

OKAY. GOOD. YOU THINK THE COUCH IS TERRIBLE.

VERY BAD. OH, MICHEL!

THEY DO. I SWEAR.

I WANNA HEAR ALL ABOUT YOUR SCHOOLING AND COLLEGE PLANS.

CAN YOU IMAGINE IF BRACES WERE INVOLVED IN THIS INTERACTION?

LET'S VOTE. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.

HOW DO I LOOK? LIKE A WOMAN WHO DOES NOT OWN SPICE GIRL MEMORABILIA.

YOU WEREN'T EVEN SPEAKING. NOW HE'S FETCHING YOU SNOW CONES?

REALLY? IF YOU WANT TO.

IT'S AWFUL. IT CAN HEAR YOU.

YOU GOING TO THE CARNIVAL? I'M GOING. JESS ISN'T.

WELL, THIS COUCH IS TERRIBLE.

BECAUSE YOU'RE INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.

OPTION NUMBER ONE --

NO, I'M FINE. OKAY.

THAT'S GREAT. HE INVITED ME BACK FOR EASTER.

IT PUTS ONE IN THE AWKWARD POSITION

MICHEL... I'M LOOKING.

IT WAS SO NICE. THEN HIS GRANDFATHER AND I

ALRIGHT, 8:00. DO NOT BE LATE.

PRINTED UP AND PLACED AT EACH SETTING.

OH, RORY! SUPER!

I'M NOT GOING TO THAT CARNIVAL WITH YOU.

WHAT'RE YOU SAYING? YOU NEED A SYSTEM.

YES, WE DO. [ CHUCKLES ]

YOU KNOW THAT. WHATEVER YOU SAY.

WELL...IT'S A LITTLE... GENERIC.

IF I PASS OUT...

THE DOOR IS OPEN BECAUSE...DEAN'S HERE.

WELL...IT'S THE SITUATION, NOT YOU.

PARIS DOESN'T HAVE A BROTHER.

THAT TALK ABOUT "YOU CAN DO MORE."

COFFEE? MAYBE TALK A LITTLE?

ANYHOW, THE WEATHER IN LONDON IS QUITE DAMP,

THIS IS MY GRANDMOTHER -- LORELAI.

DON'T THE EIGHT DAYS SYMBOLIZE SOMETHING?

DID YOU SEE THEY GOT THE CRAZY PSYCHIC FROM WOODBURY AGAIN?

AND I'M THINKING, "EIGHT DAYS OF HANUKKAH --

YOU HAVE TO USE U-SUBSTITUTION, WITH U EQUALS 3 FEET.

CHOCOLATE AMARETTO MOUSSE CAKES IN THE SHAPE OF A "G."

SHE'D PLANNED TO DISCUSS AND IT WAS A BIT URGENT.

RORY, YOU'RE A YOUNG PERSON WHO WORKS HARD.

Trix: ONE OF THE PORCH LIGHTS IS BURNED OUT.

WELL, SURE, 'CAUSE A PARTIAL HISTORY

WHAT'S THAT? IT'S A TIE FOR MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY.

YOU PLAY ANY OF THE GAMES YET? NO. I'VE BEEN WATCHING HIM LOSE.

WHEN YOU GET WHERE? I'M TURNING ONTO YOUR STREET.

IT'S A SMALL TOWN. WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER.

I WENT SHOPPING FOR MY FATHER'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT TODAY,