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Now, my voice is giving out, so I'm just going to poke you for the next hour or so.
Welcome, Reverend Homer. We look forward to learning about the Bible from you.
- The word is ''drive.'' - Sure, sure. Bob's your uncle.
Dad, are you licking toads?
And who knows? Maybe you'll hit the jackpot, get off this island...
- Huh? - [ Clamoring ]
[ Whispering ] I'll pay you later.
[ Groans ]
Really? Without TV it's hard to know...
Four sand dollars on number six, please.
just like the Metropolitan Museum in New York.
[ Marge's Voice ] Homer? Homer!
[ Bell Ringing ]
[ With Australian Accent ] Hello! Murdoch here.
D’oh! Aahhhh!
Craig and Amy gave us the gift of shame.
Since I got here.
I'm gonna call you Lisa Jr.
[ Slurps ] Mmm. ''Ooga-booga.''
You know- ''It's a living.'' That sort of thing.
You've only been gone two days.
- [ Groans ] - Oh, my God.
How's the TV reception here? Excellent or-
Every Sunday for the rest of our lives.
Ooh. Tell us all you know about nuclear power.
Huh? What the-
Um, if the Lord is all-powerful...
[ Rattling ]
We like our cars fast And our tricks whooped
you see in all the geographical magazines?
Jet... lag?
- Let me out. - Sorry. No can do.
TEN MILLION DOLLARS!!!
How many times must we go to church to avoid hell?