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[ Both Grunting ]
- You know who you are. Thieves! - You're mad? Where's my show?
it's time to show your support.
And the next 20 callers will get this album of museum noises.
- Ahh! - #No feeling #
[ Grunts ]
You know, I've worked with so many legendary actors over the years...
Oh, yes. The whole town thinks you're a real humanitarian.
Death Is Coming You Die Now
Homer, how would you like to be a missionary in the South Pacific?
Great. Now my testicle's got ants on it.
and ridiculed away most of their beliefs.
- [ Bart ] Rledge drive? [ Groans ] - That's right, Betty White.
especially now, when the rich mosaic of cable programming...
Nothin'.
$10000! $10000!
- [ Chiming Louder] - Do you hear me, Lord?
(ECHOING) HELLO
Here he is, folks, the man who saved PBS...
- has made public television so very, very unnecessary. - [ Scattered Applause ]
Can it wait? I just got off work.
Gather round, everyone. I'm gonna teach you about religion.
Quick. You gotta hide me from PBS.
[ Whimpering ]
Like this, from the book of...
So you can take it from there. Bye!
I guess so. But that first month was pretty rough.
Well, now it's your turn to phone it in- Your pledge, that is.
Well said, Homer. And now for the moment of generosity.
[ Man ] #No feeling #
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