Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, little friend. Make a wisecrack.

And you thought you could stab your problems away?

Our pledge enforcement van will be at his house in moments.

- [ Swing Squeaking ] - D'oh!

- [ Chattering ] - Okay!

- ''The Lucky Savage''? - It could be you.

- But first- - [ Groans ]

you're a thief- a common thief!.

Or this umbrella, featuring a picture of our classic tote bag.

See you in the next lunch, Animal!

- Hiya, Homer. - That's not Homer.

If they're not having a go with a bird...

Oh, you should have seen their faces, honey.

Absolutely. If you watch even one second of PBS and don't contribute...

Thanks, sweetheart. Have a Bible.

I gave you a glittering Vegas and you turned it into a scanty Atlantic City.

''God will shatter the heads of his enemies...

You sold weapons-grade plutonium to the Iraqis-with no markup.

[ Speaking Native Language ]

Toaster can fill in for Maggie.

Raah! I'm a piranha. They're in the Amazon.