Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No! - Eat it.

Your future is in your hands

Yes. I'm just waiting for my pap.

- Come on, you love the Dress Barn. - No. I'm goinna go.

Mariela, cielito mío... Muy rica la sopa...!!

Tech Center over on South Cameron.

at a taco festival!

You crushed it in there!

so I got this treadmill desk

- Come on! - All right, already!

♪ Porque cantando ♪

who has the best guacamole.

- ♪ STDs ♪ - ♪ Tell me, please ♪

Everything okay with the...

Are you kidding me?

Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,

♪ He's a fantasy ♪

- Try me, Greg. Try me. - Okay. Okay.

Scoff if you want, but the hipster one is more authentic.

I have exciting news.

on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,

A dude just left your apartment!

And, oh, I'm a vegan now.

♪ Settle for me ♪

- ♪ Cielito lindo ♪ - Ha-ha!

Can you not do that?

I don't know. I think you're overqualified.

- in one minute in the gazebo! - Oh...!

- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term.

This class blows. I quit.

No, no, no, no. Let's do something to cheer you up.

Take a hint, dude.

like, a handmade card

Mm. Anything new today?

I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices.

Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,

for obvious reasons.

- This makes no sense. - I know,

- Okay...? - What the hell is going on?

is that she requires further study.

And you have the nerve to sit here

♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪

Led to the unhealthiest decision I ever made.

I'm gonna go put on a thong.

Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?

This is the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

to be with, like, an older guy, maybe like a professor,

♪ You been tested for STDs? ♪

♪ I almost taste the same ♪

that I need to be making healthier choices,

Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're...

And this puppy is...

Oh, okay. Well, you stop looking at that, 'cause that's not healthy.