Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ You been tested for STDs? ♪

Your future is in your hands

- Okay...? - What the hell is going on?

I'm gonna go put on a thong.

- No! - Eat it.

Yes. I'm just waiting for my pap.

Oh, okay. Well, you stop looking at that, 'cause that's not healthy.

I have exciting news.

No, no, no, no. Let's do something to cheer you up.

♪ Porque cantando ♪

Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,

Since four days ago when I saw you house a cheeseburger pizza?

- Come on, you love the Dress Barn. - No. I'm goinna go.

so I got this treadmill desk

for obvious reasons.

Take a hint, dude.

This is the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

♪ Settle for me ♪

♪ He's a fantasy ♪

Are you kidding me?

- Come on! - All right, already!

Mariela, cielito mío... Muy rica la sopa...!!

at a taco festival!

♪ I almost taste the same ♪

And this puppy is...

Mm. Anything new today?

- ♪ Cielito lindo ♪ - Ha-ha!

- Try me, Greg. Try me. - Okay. Okay.

A dude just left your apartment!

Can you not do that?

Tech Center over on South Cameron.

- ♪ STDs ♪ - ♪ Tell me, please ♪

And, oh, I'm a vegan now.

This class blows. I quit.

that I need to be making healthier choices,

- ♪ She's the crazy ex-girlfriend ♪ - That's a sexist term.

Yeah. It's not you, it's not you. You're...

- in one minute in the gazebo! - Oh...!

Scoff if you want, but the hipster one is more authentic.

You crushed it in there!

on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,

And you have the nerve to sit here

I think that it's time for me to start making healthier choices.

is that she requires further study.

Everything okay with the...

to be with, like, an older guy, maybe like a professor,

I don't know. I think you're overqualified.

like, a handmade card

Led to the unhealthiest decision I ever made.

Well, I got an interview at the Aloha Tech Center, like you said I would,

who has the best guacamole.

- This makes no sense. - I know,

♪ Hey, sexy stranger, I'll be right back ♪