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- I showed him some card tricks. - Oh.
Maybe a different language will help.
Sleeping bags don't usually sweat this much, but okay.
The e-mail I got was from the office of Stephen Hawking.
No, you said, "Would it help if I said 'I'm sorry'?"
Now zip me up.
Why don't you give me a minute to talk it over with my friends?
I got you some Hawking souvenirs.
You should know. I do it for you more than anyone.
My God, that's terrible.
Jews don't have heaven.
Oh...
Let me try again.
To go to Jewish heaven?
Get out!
All right, then.
...to hang over my magnificent little jewels.
- He's a famous physicist... - Yeah.
It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
- Thought he might be more excited. - Give it a second.