Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, then, to avoid Jewish hell?
Three times.
A word of caution, I would not do your Stephen Hawking impression...
I don't make arithmetic mistakes.
Professor Hawking, it's an honor and a privilege to meet you, sir.
You're right.
Because if I don't, he won't give my paper to Stephen Hawking.
Well, I can't help it. That's an involuntary twinkle.
- Really? - That's incredible. Oh, here.
I know. He's the wheelchair dude who invented time.
Boy, a restraining order from Stephen Hawking.
It's easy. Just pretend you're putting away a sleeping bag.
I have never said that you are not good at what you do.
You still going to tell him...
What are you all staring at?
Of course.
Oh, if we squeeze you any tighter, you might turn into a diamond.
...accelerating backwards through time is fascinating.
Why doesn't Howard just introduce you to the guy?
He's coming to the university to lecture...
- How about dolphins? - Out!
No, no, no, ma petite chérie.
It's not the same. Sheldon doesn't know he's being mean. The part of his brain...