Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, damn.
And, yes, you love correcting people and putting them down.
And when he got food poisoning at the Rose Bowl parade...
Well, then, why are you always ripping on me?
It's like trying to keep two dogs in a bathtub.
Well, I believe I've done it.
...but we finally found a dress that could envelop your mother.
I do.
Funny thing is I only have one belt.
But Sheldon's gonna go with you!
Why on earth would I want to do something nice for you?
Here is a black light to check them. For your own peace of mind...
I don't mean to burst your bubble, but penile-enlargement pills do not work.
Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette.
What you're seeing there is splash-back.
Who am I kidding?
...or thinks the moon is a planet.
Howard, please. This is Stephen Hawking.
It's just, I was thinking... Oh, gosh, golly. I made a boo-boo.
I suppose that could be considered offensive.
...because, sweet Sam Houston, I did it.