Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Onions? - Onions?

Who wants a T-shirt?

You know, that burger place isn't gone. It just moved to a new location.

only it could never live up to your ridiculously high expectations?

Barney, Marshall didn't quit his last soul-sucking corporate job

And he never looked back.

Why would I have to leave?

it was dingy, disgusting, dirty, ugly, flea-ridden, stinky,

You are being ridiculous. Tell me you left the apartment today.

No big deal, right? Let's do this.

This place is modeled after this other place uptown

Green door, red neon sign. Guys, this is the place.

What about you, Lurch? And what about you, satchel-mouth?

MARSHALL: So I went for a walk in the big, scary city.

I don't know where it is, Regis, I swear!

- I knew I was getting it, Regis Philbin! - Bring it!

- Robin, yours will be right out. - Of course, mine comes last.

to get some cash right now.

I was 22 years old. I had my whole future ahead of me.

How lame is 3.3% APY online savings? Yeah! That's right.

Get this. You know who works out at my gym? Regis Philbin.

unless it's with a toothbrush made from this burger.

I think I just had my first burg-asm.

Just getting back to the apartment took us three hours