Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Me and the boys have to go teach someone some manners.
Getting started?
You said yourself, it was her decision.
Oh, this is going to be unbearable.
What? No. Nothing happened. Captain's honor.
- Well, hardly ever. - Great job, Ted.
Baby, I can't wait to meet your mom, but I gotta go on a little excursion with the boys.
No, I'm not okay...
... if she was gonna sneak one, this was her chance.
It's in the daisy.
She tried to make it a whole car ride, but couldn't.
...I know something happened between you and Lily last night.
I'm starting to feel like this was a mistake.
I don't know. I just... I like boats.
... like a 46-year-old grandma at a Reno slot machine.
Uh... Uh, Barney, this is my mom.
Drink the blood of your vanquished enemy and move on.
All so she could have one last smoke on the train.
...but I've gotta get out of here. CAPTAIN: I sent the car. When she got here...
[PHONE RINGS]
- Dirt bike it. - I can walk that far.
And sure enough...
Captain, your powder room.
Well, it was just after four bells...