Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what the news talkers... Come on, dude.

Well, uh, all right. Yeah, maybe just one.

You just gotta talk down to him a little bit. Make him feel like he's beneath you.

Frank, give him the Heimlich! I'm not gonna touch him. I don't know what he's got.

*duct tape sigh*

Well, I do look really heroic.

Good afternoon, Philadelphia. This is Mac coming to you live from the Malvin Retirement Home.

No. Look at Paris Hilton. She's just a dirty, drunken whore.

Calm yourself a little bit. Hey, hey, hey. I'm sorry. I just...

Easiest job in the world. You don't even have to do anything anymore to be famous.

And once she's a celebrity, you guys got a story.

Yeah, you really popped. I think you're gonna be a star.

I realized I'd have to cut all the tape off to get the tape in.

Yeah. Everybody will be terrified.

I feel like this is dangerous enough. Deandra, use your head.

I like to sit and read recipes.

I don't want to talk about that. Did you become celebrities yet?

WHAT'S THE TIME? DIAPER TIME!

Okay. Sounds easy enough.

I can't believe... It doesn't make any sense, man.