Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]

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Not in My House - Modern Family [S01E12]
TV-PGComedy

Gloria plots to get rid of Jay's new "dog butler," Cameron's helpful nature gets himself in trouble with Mitchell, and Claire asks Phil to punish their son for looking at nude pictures, not knowing they're Phil's.

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Clip thumbnail for 'You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.Clip image for 'You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.YARN finds the best video clips from "Not in My House" by social media usage. YARN indexes every clip in TV, Movies, and Music Videos. Search and share clips with friends in any app.
13 Jan 2010
Not in My House
Chris Koch
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#1
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.852
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
- Luke read my journal! - I told you it wasn't me!
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.631
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.
You know what else I think is ridiculous? That mountain of pillows you have on our bed.
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#3
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.617
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪
♪ Hey, hey Hey ♪♪
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#4
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.914
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.
of a topless woman, with the biggest boobs I have ever seen, driving a tractor.
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#5
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.038
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
Caesar Salazar.Caesar Salazar.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#6
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.538
Caesar Salazar.
Caesar Salazar.
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#7
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.330
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!
Did you just say "matoority?" Unhand me, you brute!
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#8
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.570
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
Oh. What grade are you in? Phil!
Mangia!Mangia!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#9
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 13.410
Mangia!
Mangia!
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#10
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.984
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-
You're all the porn I need. That's- Uh-
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#11
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.196
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
That was hardly porn. It was a topless woman on a tractor.
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#12
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 12.167
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.
That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.Named Caesar Salad. Okay.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#13
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.674
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.
Named Caesar Salad. Okay.
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#14
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.398
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!
Okay. Um- Uh, first of all, that's a combine, not a tractor. Phil!
[Whispers] El diablo.[Whispers] El diablo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#15
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 10.056
[Whispers] El diablo.
[Whispers] El diablo.
[Gasps] El diablo.[Gasps] El diablo.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#16
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.9388
[Gasps] El diablo.
[Gasps] El diablo.
I have a wonderful family,I have a wonderful family,Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#17
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 9.8046
I have a wonderful family,
I have a wonderful family,
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#18
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.5794
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
But I am telling him that every time he looks at porn, God kills a puppy.
I hate the dog butler.I hate the dog butler.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#19
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.3885
I hate the dog butler.
I hate the dog butler.
bras and girdles and all that stuff.bras and girdles and all that stuff.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#20
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.2151
bras and girdles and all that stuff.
bras and girdles and all that stuff.
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#21
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 8.0618
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!
Phil! It is smut, and our 10-year-old is looking at smut!
You read my journal? You little creep!You read my journal? You little creep!Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#22
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.9309
You read my journal? You little creep!
You read my journal? You little creep!
He's like Batman but straight.He's like Batman but straight.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#23
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.6641
He's like Batman but straight.
He's like Batman but straight.
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#24
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.3799
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.
Doesn't matter who. Gil Thorpe.
They bend over and show their bloomers.They bend over and show their bloomers.Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#25
Released 2010-01-13, Rated TV-PG
Score 7.0070
They bend over and show their bloomers.
They bend over and show their bloomers.